The Empire of Mandalorian Watch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tarre Vizsla with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.333 billion Mandalorian Watchians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sundari. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mandalorian Watchian economy, worth 286 trillion Mandalores a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,791 Mandalores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Mandalorian Watch, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandalorian Watch's national animal is the Mandalorian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Arasuumism.

Mandalorian Watch is ranked 36,724^th in the world and 2,090^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.